Welcome to our Laird's Castle were we discuss our favorite author Julie Garwood.
Allow me to introduce yu to our chieftain, Duncan. He will be your escort through the castle.
Duncan bows, "Aye, welcome me ladies." he takes out a piece of parchment and read's the Rules of the castle.
Now if you will follow me down through the corridors to where our lovely ladies reside. To find one of me ladies the be a list of The Ladies of the Court. Any time ye might be wanting a visit with the ladies, visit me Drawing Room, where me ladies love to sit & Gossip.
Duncan turns red.
Me means to sit and discuss important issues. Also we have a Library, which me see's no use of that. But me ladies love their Discussion time.
Now if ye ladies will follow me to the Dragon's Lair, were me men are training, awaiting to be claimed by one of ye ladies.
Duncan replies, "It's not lady like to shove."
Don't linger here to long these men are highly guarded by Dame Tricia and she can be mighty mean.
If ye be wanting to wed one of me men, our priest will perform the ceremony in the Chapel. Where some of our other ladies and men have already wed. Send your claim to me Laird's Council, of the man you want to be your bb husband. And that concludes the tour of the Castle. Hope you have an enchanting stay. "Aye I do"
A very tired Duncan bows to his Laird, wipes the sweat from his brow and lets out a long sigh.
The Laird bellows, "Well!"
Duncan replies, "Aye, me's never met a more bunch of lustful ladies".
The Laird's lip forms into a snarl, "Just like the rest of those lustful wenches".
